"UFO Sightings The Most Incredible UFOs Ever Caught on Tape"
As long as they stay away from me, I don't care.
Ufologists would explain the differences in craft as being the result of different races/species visiting us. Apparently, a lot. Can't Congress put a UFO tax on these craft? They're using our airspace. Charge them for it!
Or will the United States government continue its secret agreements with the aliens? Don't trust those damned Lizard Men!