This is a job I may be able to do part time. Orbs Premium Charcoal Briquettes. Handmade to perfection. I can take out all my aggression on busting those sticks/small logs into smaller pieces.. With a rock. Burn, Baby, Burn!
You see that guy walk around the forest barefoot - Jesus, I always wore my boots in the landscape. I"m surprised he didn't say, "Ooga! Booga!" and pound his chest. I would.